Bonus! Peepee Crutches!

Just so I'm not accused of misogyny, here's the male analog to the booby cart:

U.S. Patent  7743778:

Thank goodness he's not anatomically correct!

A WHAT?

I'm not going to type the name out. See for yourself.

I have to assume it's what we like to call a "term of art". A long-forgotten, definitely politically incorrect term.