Surging out of the Gates!

I may be Jumping the Shark on my first post, but I was so excited to find this one again that I just have to share. This application was going around the office right when I first started and we all took a few minutes to read what ended up being one of the funniest and strangest applications ever seen.

US 2006/0180473 A1 : Water Energy Generator

A few key quotes:

"I have seen the green mist associated with moving out of dimension and crossing over into hyperspace"

"I have looked into another dimension and have seen another building, a car and a man who waving at me in the presence of an artificially-intelligent Cyborg with the "hightech look" from the Pleiadian Defense Department"

"The reason that the Pleiadian Defense Department was involved was that the Admiral had the task of creating the energy being that would protect the subspace manifold during the battle of Revelations which took place in the year 2001. So these are some of my personal experiences in the field of hyperspace physics."

I highly recommend reading more of this one - follow the link above and check out the Description section. If you want more, use the G-Patents search to look for others by the same applicant. Green Mists. Wow.